your frumpy vampire wife [email protected]

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I'm Eva

Sometimes there's others, we are the Astra system

I like fighting games, mmos, racing, and stuff

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Rizzing your mom 🪻 @[email protected]

it's Lydia bitch, sexy as always

she/her

I'm your new stepmom ♪⁠ヽ⁠(⁠･⁠ˇ⁠∀⁠ˇ⁠･⁠ゞ⁠)

Plagued By Concepts :puzzle: :ffxiv_drk: @[email protected]

Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
24
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
:teal_heart: @Azura :teal_heart:
Autistic
Mage of Mind :hs_mind:
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
:black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles:
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats

holly hoppet :heart_trans: :heart_ace: @[email protected]

Hi I'm Holly. I'm a nerd. I'm a wizard. I like videe games, tabletop games, gay stuff, softness, and garbage fantasy anime. I love music, like a lot.

Actively trying to be a force of kindness. I have little tolerance for abusive online behaviors.

I am cautious about follow requests. Unless we've had a positive interaction or three, If you don't have anything in your profile describing who you are: definitely no accept. Especially if you have no posts of your own. A list of software you use or are associated with doesn't describe who you are. Profile pictures with direct eye contact that doesn't register as friendly makes me nervous. Pronouns are worth big points, but not an end-all-be-all. Same if ur buni. No minors, sorry; I talk about sex on occasion.

Will CW stuff for followers on request. With one exception: I make a lot of personal posts. Like that's basically my entire account, so you're probably better off not following me if you don't want to see those.

Wish I was a space trucker irl

English | 日本語（少し）| Español (un poco)

Boytidty Conspiracy Leader @[email protected]

it's omni, how wonderful

same classic flavour, 90% less filters

dankwraith @[email protected]

evil overlord of monads online

i code and design video games and digital art things

world's smartest dumbass

i have two cats named Ume and Piccolo

"you both whip and slap ass Buddy" - triz

:bisexual_flag: :nonbinary_flag:

Josie But Evil @[email protected]

WILL use violence

only the most sinister pronouns

main: @josie

indigo or cynthia 📕 @[email protected]

i'm cynthia, or indigo. i'm trans, jewish, lesbian, communist, and i have adhd and autism.

i don't accept follow requests from people i've never interacted with.

alice testimonial: "you are a good friend to me and i respect you but also die fuck you"

🔞DNI

Kimberly [real] 🌙✨ @[email protected]

Testimonials:
"you are the most dog possible girl"
"How's my favorite gamer girl?"
"you're in the dream rotation for evil weed"
"disastrously gay, feral, and a dog. that's what we folks in the industry like to call a "Triple Threat" 😉"
"the dog girl is always making werewolf-type beats"