I'm Eva

Sometimes there's others, we are the Astra system

I like fighting games, mmos, racing, and stuff

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eilidh (dog) @[email protected]

im a dog woof woof

toydragon @[email protected]

Pronouns be it/its

Trying out this stuffs

gay sex? @[email protected]

jessica she/her 30+

kimothy siddon @[email protected]

lesbian, trans, non-binary woman, she / her, white

backend engineer, core #gotosocial dev, hacker

write mostly Go and sh. honorable mentions: Rust, PHP, Python, ACAB

my code is mid, my posts are mid, my life is mid

anarcho commulist. antifascist

the only valid intolerance, is intolerance of intolerance. and milk

i love my (stinky) wife @goat

git: https://codeberg.org/gruf

Punished Jelqin @[email protected]

i do not understand the concept of pain

kimmothy siddon @[email protected]

alt of @kim
(that's where you can find my actual bio)
resident https://goto.hellsite.site admin

#1 SPIGOT HELLSITE IMPERSONATOR @[email protected]

hi im spigot hellsite inventor of the double glizzy frotdog

in many ways i am the demon cussy of the timed line

i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense

fill out your profile before sending a FR
if we arent mufos on my main i will probably throw your FR in the garbage

yes i post nudes be cool about it


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crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni

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Hey there. You all know me, You all love me~
In case you don't though I'm Loki~! The tilde ("~" <- this guy!) is important!

I'm your local neigh-baah-hood non-binary sheep! I make coffee and sometimes I get off my stinky butt and do something productive! Like Painting models or being gay as fuck.

If you asterisk at me without asking you will learn what rapid decompression feels like.

This space is going to be arbitrarily nsfw so minors, kindly, fuck off. That goes for chasers and bots too. Not welcome here. Away with you, HARLOTS!

Boytidty Conspiracy Leader @[email protected]

it's omni, how wonderful

same classic flavour, 90% less filters

Rizzing your mom 🪻 @[email protected]

it's Lydia bitch, sexy as always

she/her

I'm your new stepmom ♪⁠ヽ⁠(⁠・⁠ˇ⁠∀⁠ˇ⁠・⁠ゞ⁠)