your frumpy vampire wife [email protected]

lesbian, trans, non-binary woman, she / her, white

backend engineer, core #gotosocial dev, hacker

write mostly Go and sh. honorable mentions: Rust, PHP, Python, ACAB

my code is mid, my posts are mid, my life is mid

anarcho commulist. antifascist

the only valid intolerance, is intolerance of intolerance. and milk

i love my (stinky) wife @goat

git: https://codeberg.org/gruf

Anti-Colonial and Anti-Imperialist educator and writer. please don't capitalize my name. I'm a cool and tuff girl

Moderation team Member. Yomi is to know the mind of your opponent.
- someone who just owned you
🕹🎮😤🕹

alt of @kim
(that's where you can find my actual bio)
resident https://goto.hellsite.site admin

I'm narga! 29-ish, they/them, gamer, cuddle fiend, domesticated bogan cat/quoll thing

hi i'm bequa (she/her)
other names: violence, eel

☭

boxby hightithe
he/him
30+ Dada Dad, teacher
I like fighting games, anime, and communism
I'm pretty fucking dumb

A collection of Blorbos:
Felix/Yuri/Eel- Agender Dragon Boy
Mousie/Yuri- Agender Angel
Pollux- Agender demon
"Mr. Felix Good Opinions Haver, The Mayor of EFDN" -Ryk
"Felix, ur gay" - Ryk
"Blorbo from your notifications" - Ivy
"posts made by the utterly deranged" - June
@JuneMoon❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
@astralcreatures 🤍​🤍​🤍​🤍​

Esmé Sapphire Wyvern, quasi-professional untrained catboy at your service.
Boyliker, girlliker, enbyliker, don't care, I can and will find you cute. 31, no minors.

Probably a mildly manic doll and not actually a person. Possibly designed by @Ottergirljazz to be @omni's boyfriend

she/they

29

i’m here to hang out and have fun. feel free to follow request if I can reasonably infer you're not a weirdo by an interaction, a bio, anything

it's Lydia bitch, sexy as always

she/her

I'm your new stepmom ♪⁠ヽ⁠(⁠･⁠ˇ⁠∀⁠ˇ⁠･⁠ゞ⁠)

Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
24
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
:teal_heart: @Azura :teal_heart:
Autistic
Mage of Mind :hs_mind:
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
:black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles:
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats