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Brown, trans, poly, asexual lesbian, age 25. Plural. Horny on main. Genuine on main. Dastardly on main. Unmatched confidence, kink discussion, and vile posting awaits. I also make art and music and know about plants and birds.
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It's me tobi aka @dumpsterqueer
Aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque.
I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans.
I'm in my mid/late 30's and I'm tired. My pronouns are they/them but it's not terribly important.
fruitbat @[email protected]
22 | gay for @rawtess
fae / she / they
https://zoe.kittycat.homes/
Moved to @[email protected] @[email protected]
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Hey there. You all know me, You all love me~
In case you don't though I'm Loki~! The tilde ("~" <- this guy!) is important!
I'm your local neigh-baah-hood non-binary sheep! I make coffee and sometimes I get off my stinky butt and do something productive! Like Painting models or being gay as fuck.
If you asterisk at me without asking you will learn what rapid decompression feels like.
This space is going to be arbitrarily nsfw so minors, kindly, fuck off. That goes for chasers and bots too. Not welcome here. Away with you, HARLOTS!
blackle mori @[email protected]
I do lots of random stuff because my brain has too many chemicals inside of it. 1994 ⚧ it/its
your frumpy vampire wife @[email protected]
I'm Eva
Sometimes there's others, we are the Astra system
I like fighting games, mmos, racing, and stuff
Expand Bio Later If You Are Lucky
Autumn! :smooch: @[email protected]
:tranarchy: tranarchy.fish/~autumn/
manick pixie dickgirl
completely fucking insane
~~adjectives~~
big! tall! sized!
vicious! ungulate!
hot! sexy! sterile!
suspicious! feral!
~~reviews~~
"very rude" -- my grandmother
"she's so tall, how is she so tall, she's 6ft3, she's the tallest woman we've ever met" -- some young folks