hi im spigot hellsite inventor of the double glizzy frotdog
in many ways i am the demon cussy of the timed line
i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense
fill out your profile before sending a FR
if we arent mufos on my main i will probably throw your FR in the garbage
yes i post nudes be cool about it
TESTIMONIALS GO HERE
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i think america is bad. if you see me implying that america is good, it is for satirical purposes. (he/him)
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I'm Eva
Sometimes there's others, we are the Astra system
I like fighting games, mmos, racing, and stuff
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Professional artist that your dad loves, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl
Autistic
Gaeilge & 日本語
☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA
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You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.
Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia
Testimonials from satisfied customers:
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spigot hellsite, inventor of the frotdog @[email protected]
hi im spigot
i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense
read the bio fields above or don't idfc
fill out your profile before sending a FR
yes i post nudes be cool about it
*****
here's some testimonials:
"you are destined for hell bestie" --@lydia
"top 10 asses of all time"
--@thatchers_piss_slut
"well out of ordah m8"
--@finn
"powerful and brave"
--@sugar
"this bitch is2g"
--@Mainebot
"we need a word for when you see cursed posts, it makes you sigh like a disappointed uncle at the bbq, and then laugh cause it's a catastrophe and amusing"
--@Cyborgneticz
"spigot is hands down one of the best posters on this webbed site machine.", "Terrible? Often. Confusing? Nearly always. A blessing to the TL? Absolutely"
--@doot
"ohhhh this is bad. no boost no fav"
--@Aleums
"you gotta hand it to spigot hellsite, no one else is making these posts"
--@parenthetical
*****
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minors dni
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Evil Woman, photographer, mother to a legio of large adult sons
Moved to @[email protected] @[email protected]
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Hey there. You all know me, You all love me~
In case you don't though I'm Loki~! The tilde ("~" <- this guy!) is important!
I'm your local neigh-baah-hood non-binary sheep! I make coffee and sometimes I get off my stinky butt and do something productive! Like Painting models or being gay as fuck.
If you asterisk at me without asking you will learn what rapid decompression feels like.
This space is going to be arbitrarily nsfw so minors, kindly, fuck off. That goes for chasers and bots too. Not welcome here. Away with you, HARLOTS!