ryan wolf [email protected]

Just a nerdy girl living in a nerdy world.

Troublemaker/Slacktivist/NerdGirl

A little about me. Born and raised in Pittsburgh PA but have lived in the San Francisco Bay area, specifically San Jose, since 1983. I love this place for it's diversity and technology. I am on the Android/Google spectrum and love reading about what's next.

I am a Google Local Guide who really takes that job serious. I enjoy trying new things and letting people know about them.

I lean #Progressive in #Politics

- Kae
- They/Them/Theirs
-30

The normal-ass alt of @sexybenfranklin

Expect things to be extremely normal around here.

#NAFO Cat Division. Allegedly a DGSE Psyop.

I put these words here to terrorize you

Formerly NZ, now in NL.
Working in Java but really I prefer Perl.

The Mousiest Friend,
and the Friendiest Mouse.
Here to scurry and scrumble.

100% Authentic, SPC Certified Cryptid.

Do Not Perceive Unshielded.

Backyards, bikes, birds, bugs mostly in the Douglass Commonwealth
#CapitolHillBackyards #BikeDC

Trying out Calckey. Mostly posting at @[email protected]

CEO, Unimportant Business Limited LTD

This is a fedi test server for evaluation purposes.

Systems engineer/EM/engineered system. Paying attention. You might know my other selves, and you use software we wrote every day.
Tech, being an unperson, selfies, maybe nudes + kink.

Ontario expat in Atlantic Canada. One of those weird cuspers who's neither genX nor millenial but is also both. Bikes, birds, dogs, cats, gardening, the ocean. Not to be taken too seriously.

Boosts always ok on public toots.

Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
24
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
:teal_heart: @Azura :teal_heart:
Autistic
Mage of Mind :hs_mind:
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
:black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles:
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats