hopeful and mad about it. he/him, 34, pittsburgh. member of alphabet workers union, works at google, views are my own. https://pseudony.ms/
"hygge blofeld over here" - @[email protected]
kingo sleemer @[email protected]
https://linktr.ee/kingosleemer
parody of fictional member of fictional band + seeking part time psychological help + ignore any strange noises emanating from the dark corner of the basement I'm sitting in
It's me, Justin :snerified: @[email protected]
Formerly [email protected]
I'm 42, but please don't hold that against me.
Please don't follow me if you're under the age of 18. I'm not posting lewds, but sometimes I say terrible things.
Header image by @jimpjorps
John Robinson @[email protected]
#European, #Environmentalist, #cyclist, #runner, #formerrockclimber, #traveller #FBPE #GTTO #music #Warrior since 67 Wigan & St.Diego, Cal.πͺπΊ#RugbyLeague #Oldbutstillgoing Avatar self racing at Morecambe Cycling Weekend 1963
plutonian dipshit @[email protected]
hello!! I'm here in my dream instance!! have migrated here from @PlutosFlower
π‘ she/her, 28 π‘
Mika's alt account @[email protected]
Alt account for Mika
He/Him
22
18+ only pls
Transmasc enby (call me a boy)
Actual Vampire
Autistic
Unfortunate gamer
Exclusionists Get Bent
opal the fruit :opal: @[email protected]
it me opal, back on gfsw like the good lords of the internet intended. rip 4eva online
in the uk and my 30s, they/them little genderqueerdo.
here for growing plants, knitting, tarot, daily nonsense and being a fat legend.
follow requests welcome, locked to keep out any spam / bots
King Vitaman II @[email protected]
This is a D&D 5E disrespecting zone. Please do not come in my mentions and respect D&D 5E.
I'm the comedy equivalent of the small bird that picks food out of the mouth of a crocodile.
My food alt is https://kith.kitchen/@sexybenfranklin (Un-CW'd Pictures of Food likely)
"god reading those words just caused my soul to leave my fucking body" - @Dayglochainsaw
"you shitpost enough, that's for sure." - @radicalrobit
Catrin @[email protected]
root vegetable and fungus admirer
veteran cringe poster
most posts are privated, feel free to follow request
they/she, nonbinary, 26, grey ace/aro, polyam, a lot of trauma and dysmorphia posting
π΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώπ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώππ·π³οΈβππ
Joshua Byrd @[email protected]
Software developer.
Data journalist.
Code and stories for ABC News Story Lab.
Sometimes musician/actor.
Husband and father.
Animal lover.
(admin for https://bne.social with @ash)
// alt account @josh //
searchable === true
ding the little bell for realtime updates
The New CEO of Mastodon @[email protected]
The hero Mastodon needs.
Many people are saying things about me:
"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa
"I don't know why we put up with him" - ecsaln
see you nutmeats in hell
Morty π΅πΈ @[email protected]
Morty, She/Her pronouns, 23 years old, cis woman, mixed light-skinned (black+white); I like to complain about things I like and things I dislike too. Certified cartoon batβ’ π¦ (and sometimes dragon :dragn_mlem: )
This profile is +18
Do not follow or interact if you're a SocDem, is DDLG, consumes NSFW of children/teen characters and animals (including PokΓ©mon and other four-legged creatures).
Feel free to follow request even if we never interacted with each other!
REDROOM 4 EVER
Stan :sm_2099: @[email protected]
Funny fact about a cage, they're never built for just one group
So when that cage is done with them and you still poor, it come for you
The newest lowest on the totem, well golly gee, you have been used
You helped to fuel the death machine that down the line will kill you too (Oops)