Fuck 'em, we're fuckin' chugaluggin
Soon my stomach I'm huggin' I'm trippin' or something
My coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon
You could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon
Frankly, the feeling's fuckin' fantastic
I'm tripping like Jesus in the desert when he fasted
Like it's the night before we all get drafted
Like we're rowing through some rapids with Kevin Bacon, white water rafting
(Like you're on epcot center on acid?) Exactly.

The tussin, the tussin
Put it down like it was nothin'
Robocop couldn't stop me pukin' and flushin'
No balls to be bustin', no fightin', no cussin'
Just love for a drug called robotussin