CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) [email protected]

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「 I aspire to write cursed code and be a minor nuisance 」
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Did you know a recent study shows that fire ants are immune to COVID. Apparently it's because of their anty bodies... 🐜
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Mischief-maker and cookie baker!

❝Sufficiently advanced shitposting is indistinguishable from thought leadership.❞

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Security infosec forensics cissp fullstack ... :ablobcatangel: yadda yadda.
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model :nonbinary_flag: (they/them)

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declare -A sounds
sounds[dog]="bark"
sounds[cow]="moo"
sounds[blåhaj]="linux is the best"