malevolent dictator for life [email protected]

pls have a bio, pfp, and a few posts before following

thot leader, CEO of fedi.astrid.tech
your favorite fedi microinfluenza, #1 ad girl for the fediverse
i use :nixOwOs: btw
very gay for @alia
ultra genius inventor of advanced AI @catgpt

due to large volume of follow requests I'm very slow to respond, pls be patient. all requests are subject to a Vibe Check as described in RFC ■■■■

"Astrid always surprises me with her ability to come up with innovative and novel ways to be gay." -- @[email protected]
"pwns systems and makes makes them do her bidding" -- @[email protected]
"like, 10 shitposters in a trenchcoat" -- @[email protected]
"sleeper based timeline contributor" -- @[email protected]
"nyanyanyaaaa nyanya nyanya nyanya miaou mewmewmew miaumiau" -- @[email protected]
"This bitch be like "nya uwu" and gets front page on HN twice. Desperately needs fluffy ears and a tail." -- @[email protected]
"unlikely to spontaneously combust" -- @[email protected], who is clearly not an expert on spontaneous combustion
"all the other testimonials included here were bought from fake reviewers as a part of some type of slimey social SEO scheme" -- @[email protected]

opinions obviously do not reflect those of my employer, what the hell were you thinking???

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