confused creature in a dark alley;
terrified of human interaction;
runs on pure spite and an alarming amount of anxiety;
actually entirely feral once tamed;
no one is sure of it's species and mortality;
no one is quite sure how this creature is alive in the first place (it shouldn't be);
either love it or hate it (probably hate it);
may or may not bitch slap you with therapy at unexpected times;
dating a bona-fide feral cat(girl/creature);
more mentally unstable than any of us will know.