Comrade Kip Van Den Bos πŸ”πŸŒ³ [email protected]

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It's me tobi aka @dumpsterqueer

Aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque.

I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans.

I'm in my mid/late 30's and I'm tired. My pronouns are they/them but it's not terribly important.

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ngoomie is moving! @[email protected]

TRANS VAMPIRE CATBOY. SHRIMP LOVER. ALBERTAN. WEBKINZ DAD. EUROPEAN MUTT. GOBLIN OF THE ASBESTOS MINES. HOMOSEXUAL. MUSIC LISTENER. OXYGEN BREATHER. AND MOST FRIGHTENINGLY OF ALL...... A SCORPIO

18+ followers only | minors feel free to interact w/ SFW posts tho
fedi user since early 2018/late 2017 or so

:ipod: :inv_pentagram: :headpats: :comfy_sad_kitten: :cat_visit: :queer_villain_flag: :therian:
#noarchive #tfr

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:anne_triangle: Anne C.A. Baanen @[email protected]

opt-out is not consent.

drs. & /'Ι‘.nΙ™/ & (intuitionistic) maths / programming / languages & grammatical gender: neuter rational nonhuman animate (or best offer) & tra(i)ns, crows and sheep & as seen in children's magazine & UTC+00:00 unless mentioned otherwise & may act in ways that are difficult to explain to kids & not in any capacity professional

If you are a student at the VU Amsterdam or otherwise likely to take one of my classes, please wait until you graduate to follow me.

Do not just send a follow request! Please, first read the whole thread of the pinned introduction post and send a message indicating this: https://mastodon.vierkantor.com/@Vierkantor/109267816559475061

"acceptably deranged" β€” @aeonofdiscord
"terrifying, thank you" β€” @AgathaSorceress
"you're one of the most dutch sounding people I know" β€” @streetlite
"why would you do this to me anne" β€” @trickster
"my brain is making dial up noises, you broke me" β€” @isa

JayπŸŽ„ @[email protected]

In my 20s | Black disabled non-binary lesbian (they/them)

E V @[email protected]

Blah, blah, something weird, blah, something dumb, blah, blah, blah, something inappropriate, blah, blah, word vomit.

gay sex? @[email protected]

jessica she/her 30+

Facsimilian Doppelganger @[email protected]

Ugla frΓ‘ barrskΓ³gabeltinu.

Please interact before sending a follow request.

Lives in Norrland with heartfriend Krummi and adopted cats.
Likes forests, lakes, languages, synths.

:agender_kitty: :autism:

The Breadmonkey @[email protected]

Care business owner, former Music Management and Chef. I'm also a seasoned family cook, sometimes events caterer and aspiring writer without any talent.

"The soul of a poet trapped in the body of an absolute idiot."

#Music #Food #Outdoors

#Vegan / #PlantBased

hehimhis

Buy me a coffee - https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

Miiiiike @[email protected]

a cryptid of sparkles. love understanding. consciousness is a trip. the universe. programming.

Josie But Evil @[email protected]

WILL use violence

only the most sinister pronouns

main: @josie

Sammy 🐾 @[email protected]

Hi, I'm Sammy!

nonbinary lesbian, demi-{girl,sexual,romantic}
​:symbol_otherkin:​ ​:anarchy:​ ​:trans_furr_white:​ ​:vegan:​ ​:heart_nb:​

I like lots of stuff, like coding, admin work, sewing, spending a bunch of time in nice secluded parts of nature, cats (
especially cats), and so much more

Feel free to request a follow, but please have a bio and/or Introduction post and have made some posts already. If you're new and think I might know you from another place, please DM.

#nobot