Comrade Kip Van Den Bos 🐔🌳 [email protected]

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It's me tobi aka @dumpsterqueer

Aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque.

I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans.

I'm in my mid/late 30's and I'm tired. My pronouns are they/them but it's not terribly important.

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dante scanline @[email protected]

I'm a mutualist anarchist, make weird video games and 3d art, open source, philosophy, pseudo-egoist

talk to me in german, I'm "trying" to learn

Moved to @[email protected] @[email protected]

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SYSTEM INFO

Hey there. You all know me, You all love me~
In case you don't though I'm Loki~! The tilde ("~" <- this guy!) is important!

I'm your local neigh-baah-hood non-binary sheep! I make coffee and sometimes I get off my stinky butt and do something productive! Like Painting models or being gay as fuck.

If you asterisk at me without asking you will learn what rapid decompression feels like.

This space is going to be arbitrarily nsfw so minors, kindly, fuck off. That goes for chasers and bots too. Not welcome here. Away with you, HARLOTS!

everest (18+) @[email protected]

fruity tooty cutie with a beauty of a booty
don't repost my pics - boosts are all good

luna vivian "delete & redraft". @[email protected]

hi, i'm luna. (you can also call me vivian (or vivi, in short)! c:)

as a heads-up: i'm currently active on @luna, since i wanted to try out something that isn't mastodon (again).
last time i did it was on a misskey instance but honestly, i didn't like it.

i am:
- 18 years old
- a gay (grey?)ace non-binary transfem genderfluid mess
- socially awkward
- definitely not neurotypical (maybe having autism and/or ADHD, nothing's diagnosed yet)
- an extremely shy extrovert
- an editor for @USN c:
- a proud owner of a ThinkPad x230
- an :arch_linux:​ Arch user, btw
- :antifacist_action:​ antifascist and :anarcho_punk: anarchist

before following me, please make sure you have set a profile picture, filled out your bio at least a bit more than usual, or at least that you have your pronouns in your bio (or "profile metadata") ^^

birdsite sucks btw

picrew creators I used for my pfp:
old pfp: https://picrew.me/image_maker/1051098
new pfp: https://picrew.me/secret_image_maker/9FA1DqSHdHbebP8R

#yesbot

quotes and reviews from friends:
"luna apparently has only 2 moods, suicidal and horny" ~@gumo
"appears on my TL from time to time. Based content. Fries were also fine. would recommend" ~@hergorntv
"kann man nicht meckern" ~@deluisa
"best person in the fediverse" ~@Emma

Erik @[email protected]

I'm an old white crip fat queer immigrant (blind, bi, agender trans man, live in the UK).

I have a linguistics degree I only use recreationally.

I'm more likely to accept your follow request if we've talked at least a bit.

he/him

phytoplankton @[email protected]

Physics student, part-time sysadmin

Phytoplankton doesn't care what pronouns you use for it.

Mistress Nora @[email protected]

🔞 plz

39 / She/Her/They/Them / ⚢ / ∞♡

Switchy, sub-leaning poly lesbian femme person figuring their kinks out. Bit of an exhibitionist.

Beau Jàgr/Thoughty @[email protected]

Creator of Script Change, Turn, and more! Disabled, neurodivergent, queer, polyamorous nonbinary-masc person. Some content 18+. #nobot Boosts cool unless I state otherwise, private posts must remain private.

SquawkyPenguin @[email protected]

They/Them
Queer Non-binary Clinical Social Worker

digitalbeth.digital 🌿 @[email protected]

it's wayne's world we're just living in it