Comrade Kip Van Den Bos 🐔🌳 [email protected]

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It's me tobi aka @dumpsterqueer

Aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque.

I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans.

I'm in my mid/late 30's and I'm tired. My pronouns are they/them but it's not terribly important.

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monir mooghen (they) @[email protected]

danish-iranian baha'i. techno-antropologist with interest in harmful and radical online communities, machine learning algorithms and discriminatory tech. work in the NGO Normstormerne. queer activist. i like writing and knowledge sharing. beautifully bipolar city-cottage queer.

artificer @[email protected]

Programer socks? style
Gender? goals
Keyboard? dreaming
Pronouns? any/yours 😉

I have a penchant for accidentally vaporizing my instance 😭

(Header image desc: faded digital artwork of an eclectic collection of clockwork gears)

brianna of muffin @[email protected]

Hi! I'm Brianna aka tassaron. I'm a 30-year-old hobbyist developer (Python/TypeScript). I mainly post about coding and Linux :win3_computer:, but I also like to bake bread 🍞, ride bikes 🚲, and cuddle with cats 🐈

This is my single-user Mastodon instance; a personal microblog. Some longer posts are cross-posted to my site: https://rainey.tech/blog

New followers are welcome; the lock is only there so I can reject bots. Be a friend! :sparkles_bi:

Moved to @[email protected] @[email protected]

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Hey there. You all know me, You all love me~
In case you don't though I'm Loki~! The tilde ("~" <- this guy!) is important!

I'm your local neigh-baah-hood non-binary sheep! I make coffee and sometimes I get off my stinky butt and do something productive! Like Painting models or being gay as fuck.

If you asterisk at me without asking you will learn what rapid decompression feels like.

This space is going to be arbitrarily nsfw so minors, kindly, fuck off. That goes for chasers and bots too. Not welcome here. Away with you, HARLOTS!

Practitioner of Female Homosex @[email protected]

Account is locked but I generally accept follow requests assuming we’ve interacted or your profile isn’t empty.

“You're basically what would happen if D&D was a hot babe” - @juliana

Avatar description: a headless form wears a black oversized sweatshirt with pink satanic imagery on it where a head would be there is a smattering of eyes in the bottom corner a lollipop with a mouth smiles behind this the words “I’m sorry” are repeated over a trans flag

Michael Stanclift @[email protected]

Chairman Toot (he/him)
vmst•io Administrator 👨‍💻 TAM at VMware
IDIC 🖖 Proud Kansan 🌻 Father of Four
Heavily Caffeinated ☕️

#startrek #anxiety #dadops #mastoadmin

Eric @[email protected]

Husband, and father of a 3.5 yo.

Work mostly on the hardware side of #HPC at a University datacenter in the US

Dabble in #python and a fan of many #FOSS projects.

Other interests include:

#woodworking
#leatherworking
#bookbinding
#volleyball
#camping

Keyoxcide: keyoxide.org/[email protected]

Beau Jàgr/Thoughty @[email protected]

Creator of Script Change, Turn, and more! Disabled, neurodivergent, queer, polyamorous nonbinary-masc person. Some content 18+. #nobot Boosts cool unless I state otherwise, private posts must remain private.

the swagon @[email protected]

Full of love and other things

💚 @Ivafakename

Don't be horny at me

tea :nonbanarchy: @[email protected]

Queer introvert vegan anarchist. Older than 30, white, shy, sometimes naked. I'm in hannover, germany. Likes gardening, cooking, programming and drawing vector graphics. I sometimes work on Gentoo Linux.

​:blobcat_comfy_tea:​ ​:blobcat_comfy_reading:​ ​:blobcat_enby:​ ​:blobcat_pansexual:​ ​:anarcho_hornyism:​

Feel free to follow, my account is “locked” to filter out bots, meanies and so on. All public posts can be boosted.
Hammer-and-sickle wielders, RMS fans: Piss off. Do not quote me or share my photos outside the Fediverse.
Do not follow if your profile is empty. Accounts without description or at least a few posts are creepy.

🌸 Soft and Holdable Kitty 🌸 @[email protected]

The lewd alt for a soft and holdable kitty on this here fedi. 18+ only please. This is my first lewd account so I'm still figuring it out.

This account is t4t

yellow! :lila_heart_yellow:​ @[email protected]

"psychosomatic, addict, insane."
a femme enby who likes to spread love and good vibes! :blob_cat_heart:​

emulation ≠ piracy  

:heart_nonbinary:​ :heart_pansexual:​
26, neurodivergent
in a relationship c:

pfp is Poppy holding a green Monster Energy
header by @batbunlore :blob_aww:​

#Steam friend code: 104356580 (if you add me, DM me your name)
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